Can we just smooch?
Like everywhere?•on the couch
•in cosplay
•sleepy smooches
•excited smooches
•underwater
•in the tub
•cooking dinner
•before work
•at a stop light
•in the rain
•by the fire
•in the middle of a pentagram while summoning satan
•at the altar
•in the woods
•passionate smooches
•playful smooches
•at the park
•CAN
•WE
•JUST
•FUCKING
•SMOOCH????????
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
(Source: aquus)
morishige-cell-phone-diary said: Something tells me that’s not really an option o.o
Unless I get another job and move out then right ._.
THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING
(Source: ordinaryactsofbravery)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(Source: daenerystargayren)
anotheraspie asked: it just seems creepy to come from an anon that you don't know though. that's what I was thinking of when I said that. I understand when that might be not creepy. Sorry if I seemed like an ass :/
You didn’t >.> maybe I do know them and just don’t know I know them ._. yea. that.