Vampira131995
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deadwwizard:

Can we just smooch?
Like everywhere?

•on the couch
•in cosplay
•sleepy smooches
•excited smooches
•underwater
•in the tub
•cooking dinner
•before work
•at a stop light
•in the rain
•by the fire
•in the middle of a pentagram while summoning satan
•at the altar
•in the woods
•passionate smooches
•playful smooches
•at the park
•CAN
•WE
•JUST
•FUCKING
•SMOOCH????????


oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”


insecure-happiness:

don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t

(Source: aquus)


Pleeeaaassseeeee
  • A. Why my last relationship ended.
  • B. Favourite band.
  • C. Who I like and why I like them.
  • D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.
  • E. My best friend.
  • F. My favourite movie.
  • G. Sexual orientation.
  • H. Do I smoke/drink?
  • I. Have any tattoos or piercings?
  • J. What I want to be when I get older.
  • K. Relationship with my parents.
  • L. One of my insecurities.
  • M. Virgin or not?
  • N. Favourite place to shop at?
  • O. My eye colour.
  • P. Why I hate school.
  • Q. Relationship status as of right now.
  • R. Favourite song at the moment.
  • S. A random fact about myself.
  • T. Age I get mistaken for.
  • U. Where I want to be right now.
  • V. Last time I cried.
  • W. Concerts I’ve been to.
  • X. What would you do if (…)?
  • Y. Do you want to go to college.
  • Z. How are you?


morishige-cell-phone-diary said: Something tells me that’s not really an option o.o

Unless I get another job and move out then right ._.


  -  20 June

nicklangsthighs:

elisabethdarcy:

THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING

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(Source: ordinaryactsofbravery)


Invade my privacy
  • 0: Height:
  • 1: Age:
  • 2: Shoe Size:
  • 3: Do you Smoke:
  • 4: Do you Drink:
  • 5: Do you take drugs:
  • 6: Age you get mistaken for:
  • 7: Have Tattoos:
  • 8: Want any tattoos:
  • 9: Got any Piercings:
  • 10: Want any Piercings:
  • 11: Best friend:
  • 12: Relationship status:
  • 13: Biggest turn ons:
  • 14: Biggest turn offs:
  • 15: Favorite Movie:
  • 16: I’ll love you if:
  • 17: Someone you miss:
  • 18: Most traumatic experience:
  • 19: A fact about your personality:
  • 20: What I hate most about myself:
  • 21: What I love most about myself:
  • 22: What I want to be when I get older:
  • 23: My relationship with my sibling(s):
  • 24: My relationship with my parent(s):
  • 25: My idea of a perfect date:
  • 26: My biggest pet peeves:
  • 27: A description of the girl/boy I like:
  • 28: A description of the person I dislike the most:
  • 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend:
  • 30: What I hate the most about work/school:
  • 31: What y last text message says:
  • 32: What words upset me the most:
  • 33: What words make me feel the best about myself:
  • 34: What I find attractive in women:
  • 35: What I find attractive in men:
  • 36: Where I would like to live:
  • 37: One of my insecurities:
  • 38: My childhood career choice:
  • 39: My favorite ice cream flavor:
  • 40: Who wish I could be:
  • 41: Where I want to be right now:
  • 42: The last thing I ate:
  • 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately:
  • 44: A random fact about anything:


geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(Source: daenerystargayren)


anotheraspie asked: it just seems creepy to come from an anon that you don't know though. that's what I was thinking of when I said that. I understand when that might be not creepy. Sorry if I seemed like an ass :/

You didn’t >.> maybe I do know them and just don’t know I know them ._. yea. that.


  -  20 June
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